prayzer:

do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder

(via themindlessangel)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via misandry-queen)

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vulcsmash:

Joffrey hate aside, I think we should all thank Jack Gleeson for the excellent performance he has given us while on Game of Thrones. It takes a lot to make a character that repulsive and vile when you’re the complete opposite in real life.

Well done Jack.

(via drfaggot-)

flower, gleam and glow. let your power shine. make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine. heal what has been hurt. change the fates’ design. save what has been lost, bring back what once was mine. what once was mine

(Source: ashleybensons, via sparroe)

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

(via breathe-out-sadness)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via lochnessmonster)

themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

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THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

(via sodamnrelatable)

patheticperipatetic:

Cutting in half a round Ruby and Cubic Zirconia stone with a small stone set in a bezel in the center is the key to this design.

But I decided to take it one step further by adding color stones to the engagement ring. The Peridot (the green stones) represents the heath and the engagement band set with blue Topaz shows your experience.

Credit goes to my little brother, Josh, for coming up with the name of the design. I present, the Trainer’s Band.

(via radiatelegance)